Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Universal Truths


1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2)
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3)
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
4) Nobody ever dares to make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
5) The most embarrassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
6) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
7)
Its impossible to look cool while picking up a Frisbee.
8)
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
9) Everyone has an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
10) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

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