1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.
4) Nobody ever dares to make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
5) The most embarrassing thing you can do as a schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
6) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
7) Its impossible to look cool while picking up a Frisbee.
8) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
7) Its impossible to look cool while picking up a Frisbee.
8) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
9) Everyone has an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
10) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
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